Funnies:
A young student told his teacher, "I found a dead frog on the playground at recess." Concerned, his teacher asked "How did you know it was dead?" He answered innocently, "I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move." "WHAT?" she exclaimed! He explained, "I went 'pssssttt' in it's ear, and it didn't move. "
During lunch break, a boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them out all over the table. "What are you doing?" asked his teacher. "The box says you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broke," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
- Found these in my "Teacher" calendar Mom bought me for Christmas. No authors posted or I'd share the credit!
During lunch break, a boy opened his box of animal crackers and spread them out all over the table. "What are you doing?" asked his teacher. "The box says you shouldn't eat them if the seal is broke," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."
- Found these in my "Teacher" calendar Mom bought me for Christmas. No authors posted or I'd share the credit!
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